Getting in touch with my inner 13 year-old girl: “Twilight” (for BondGirl)
One of my coworkers—who happens to have a name that would be perfect for a Connery-era James Bond movie—has been bugging me to review Twilight. This is my punishment for being sociable to the people I...
View ArticleWho let the dogs out? “New Moon” (for Barry)
Because if you read my review of Twilight you know it sure as hell wasn’t for me. As a matter of fact, until Barry requested it, reviewing this movie ranked just below “being waterboarded and/or...
View ArticleREPOST: “Twilight”
[In anticipation of my review of The Twilight Series: Eclipse I'm posting my original reviews of Twilight and New Moon. Twilight was posted on April 26, 2009.] One of my coworkers—who happens to have a...
View ArticleREPOST: “New Moon”
[In anticipation of my review of The Twilight Series: Eclipse I'm posting my original reviews of Twilight and New Moon. New Moon was posted on December 6, 2009 and was dedicated "For Barry."] Because...
View ArticleNo relief in sight: “The Twilight Series: Eclipse”
Wait a minute…there’s gotta be some kind of mistake here. A new Twilight movie? Didn’t we just have one of these, like, six months ago? We can’t have a new one already! How is that fair? I’ve only...
View ArticleThe Twilight Saga in review
Yeah, it’s that time again. Another Twilight movie is upon us. Have we, as a species, been so unforgivable that we get this visited upon us? I guess so. Anyway, before you read my takedown of this...
View ArticleMonkey-nuts crazy: “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part One”
What the hell was that? I mean, prior installments of the Twilight saga have merely been stupid, poorly-acted, shabbily-directed, and contained offensive and downright disturbing subtexts. Never...
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